Bottled Water.

Hi lads,Geordie Sam here,
I recently bought a bottle of "valley spring" water here in the UK.
It said on the label,Drawn from wells thousands of years old,From rain which had fallen on the Scottish Highlands during the last ice age,Which had then taken centuries to seep down through the chalk chasms,and had lain undisturbed in total darkness for hundreds of years.BEST BEFORE NEXT TUESDAY.
Geordie Sam.