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You know when...too many razors. Pt. 2

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You know you are too into shaving razors when:

1] You think that the Shavettes were Ray Charles's backup vocalists.
2] You advise a newbie that converting a Gillette Milady into a New Improved only requires a weekend in Vegas.
3] While driving in your car you narrowly miss hitting a jogger, and you say to yourself, "Boy that was a BBS!."
4] A newbie confides that it is not easy finding affordable vintage razors in good condition. You respond by assuring him it gets easier after the first hundred or so.
5] You get depressed when your girlfriend gives you an AutoStrop because she thinks it is your birth razor.
6] After hearing that Merkurs are made of pot metal, you burn your lips trying to smoke a Progress; luckily a short-handle.
7] You tell your therapist that after posting photos of your den, the most positive comment was merely "well done."
8] Your date asks how long its been since you had a chubby. You think she's referring to your Fatboy and you tell her, "oh, it's at home soaking in Scrubbing Bubbles."

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