Is that a frying pan or are you glad to see me?

Well gents I kinda ADed this weekend. I had a little cash in my Pay Pal and won 3 auctions on the bay. Plus Beartrap and I traded The Veg he hates for the Sultans I hate. So that means 4 packages arriving on the Savage doorstep.

Today while I'm humping away in the salt mine I get a phone call from my lovely wife...
HER: So I see you've been ordering stuff off the internet again?
ME: Don't worry Hunnie I didn't spend much.
HER: That's not the point. You just received NOT 1, NOT 2, BUT 3 packages today!!!
ME: Don't worry Hunnie I didn't spend much.
HER: YOU GOT 2 LAST WEEK !!!
ME: But Hunnie one of those was a pass around.
HER: I don't care JOSEPH. YOU SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY on shaving.
ME: But Hunnie I ENJOY shaving.
HER: I'm going to spend some money on ME this week....
ME: OK dear. If that makes you happy. I spent a total of $25.00. I'll give you $25.00 to spend on yourself.....
HER: $25.00 CHEAPSKATE.....
At this point the call ended...On her side...lol

WAIT till the last package gets here. I'm going to write up my Last Will and Testament tonight.... Wish me luck. She's 114lbs of rattlesnake... I'm going for what may be my last shave now... Nice knowin' ya'll !!!