FS/WTT: The "I want a Straight Razor" Reduction Sale

I am looking to get a straight razor, but the only way that I can justify doing so is if I can get rid of some gear that I no longer use (or that I just don't care for), so here's the deal: I will sell everything for $70 (CONUS Priority Mail shipping included, all non-CONUS folks who are interested will have to PM me first for a possible shipping quote) OR I will trade it all for a straight razor (preferably with a case, but it's not a deal breaker if it doesn't have one) and a leather strop. The razor does not have to be in perfect condition, just shave ready. If you have other offers then let me know and I will consider them.

WHAT'S FOR SALE/TRADE:

CREAMS:
-Every Man Jack Sensitive (6.7oz. used twice)
-Kiss My Face Key Lime (3.4oz. brand new, never used)
-Arko Maximum Comfort (3.4oz. used twice)

SOAPS:
-Pyrate Cove Sandalwood (3.5oz. used once)
-TSD Copal (2oz. used once)
-Razorock La Famiglia Nonno Michelino (4.2oz. used maybe five or six times)
-Arko Stick (never used, but the package was opened to air it out)
-Van Der Hagen Glycerin (2.5oz. brand new, never used)
-Van Der Hagen Deluxe (2.5oz. brand new, never used)
-Mike's Natural Orange, Cedarwood, and Black Pepper sample (brand new, never used)

BLADES:
-Shark Super Stainless (unopened 5 pack)
-Rapira Super Stainless (unopened 10 pack)
-Astra Super Stainless (unopened 5 pack)
-Derby Extra, old horizontal version (two unopened 5 packs)
-7am Platinum (opened pack with 4 left)
-Treet Platinum (opened pack with 4 left)
-SuperMax Stainless (3 loose blades)
-Dorco ST300 Platinum (8 loose blades)

RAZOR:
-Gillette Fat Boy Adjustable in good condition (date code E-1)

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